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And yes, I do have glitter glue on the butt of this new shirt.  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-02T14:54:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2014/09/11/9-11-2014/</loc><lastmod>2014-09-11T20:29:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2014/09/09/birthday-post-2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/120.jpg</image:loc><image:title>120</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/036.jpg</image:loc><image:title>036</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/100_0073.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_0073</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/100_0001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_0001</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/100_0006.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_0006</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/100_0018.jpg</image:loc><image:title>100_0018</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/dog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dog</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-10T01:53:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2014/07/08/happy-birthday-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/37.jpg</image:loc><image:title>37</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-09T02:34:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2014/06/26/missing-you/</loc><lastmod>2014-06-27T01:59:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2014/05/26/summertime/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/photoshake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photoshake.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-26T18:55:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2014/05/11/league-of-my-own/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/photo-3-2-e1399860835415.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo 3 (2)</image:title><image:caption>Thanks Mom and Dad for the hat!  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-12T02:21:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2014/05/09/i-might-not-write-but-i-do-read/</loc><lastmod>2014-05-09T19:55:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2014/05/05/artwork/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/butthole.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Butthole</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/self-portrait.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Self Portrait</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-06T12:35:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2014/04/06/shake-your-money-maker/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/photo-1-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo 1 (2)</image:title><image:caption>Seriously.  I am REALLY good at it.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/photo-2-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo 2 (2)</image:title><image:caption>Maybe I could write about doing hair?  HA!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/photo-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo 1</image:title><image:caption>Look at us in the dirty parking garage elevator!  Don't step in the pee!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/photo-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo 2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/photo-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo 3</image:title><image:caption>Science!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/photo-4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo 4</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/photo-5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo 5</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/dog.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dog</image:title><image:caption>If I stayed home, I could get this poor kid a dog.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/aww.jpg</image:loc><image:title>aww</image:title><image:caption>And...this one... No reason.  Just makes me happy.  (Babysitting our niece and nephews.)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-14T14:41:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2014/04/03/what-your-mother-didnt-tell-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/spring-break-98.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Spring Break 98</image:title><image:caption>Party like your dream house just got blown over by a hurricane.  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-04T02:52:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2014/03/30/bully-pulpit-2/</loc><lastmod>2014-03-31T02:21:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2014/03/06/random-thoughts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/sometimes_i_feel_like_a_fat_bastard-9844.gif</image:loc><image:title>sometimes_i_feel_like_a_fat_bastard-9844</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/eye-roll.gif</image:loc><image:title>eye roll</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-31T19:29:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2014/02/18/snow/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/anigif_enhanced-buzz-31558-1382644384-13.gif</image:loc><image:title>anigif_enhanced-buzz-31558-1382644384-13</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-22T18:25:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2014/02/12/20-signs-you-really-really-hate-people/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/epic-eye-roll.gif</image:loc><image:title>Epic eye roll</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/kurt-glee-raging-silence.gif</image:loc><image:title>Kurt Glee Raging Silence</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/aubrey-plaza-hate-talking.gif</image:loc><image:title>Aubrey Plaza hate talking</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/clubbing-snooki.gif</image:loc><image:title>Clubbing snooki</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/stop-behavin-so-stupid.gif</image:loc><image:title>stop behavin so stupid</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/grinch-hate-hate.gif</image:loc><image:title>Grinch Hate Hate</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/you-dont-know-me-like-that.gif</image:loc><image:title>you-dont-know-me-like-that</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/robert-downey-jr-pained-photo-taking.gif</image:loc><image:title>Robert Downey Jr Pained Photo Taking</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/all-hail-internet.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>all hail internet</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/fuck-facebook-south-park.gif</image:loc><image:title>fuck facebook south park</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2017-11-30T18:46:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2014/01/18/disney/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/233.jpg</image:loc><image:title>233</image:title><image:caption>She seemed a little stiff.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/1621.jpg</image:loc><image:title>162</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/1611.jpg</image:loc><image:title>161</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/147.jpg</image:loc><image:title>147</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/146.jpg</image:loc><image:title>146</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/098.jpg</image:loc><image:title>098</image:title><image:caption>Get off me!  It's time for ZERTS!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/094.jpg</image:loc><image:title>094</image:title><image:caption>Do I have something on my face?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/1631.jpg</image:loc><image:title>163</image:title><image:caption>Someone in this pic knows we're going to get wet...and it wasn't me.  I just thought we had really awesome seats.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/215.jpg</image:loc><image:title>215</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/164.jpg</image:loc><image:title>164</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-23T02:42:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2014/01/07/cabin-fever/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/frozen-tundra2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Frozen Tundra2</image:title><image:caption>Snowpocalypse!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/frozen-tundra.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Frozen Tundra</image:title><image:caption>The frozen tundra from safe inside.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/photoshake.jpg</image:loc><image:title>PhotoShake</image:title><image:caption>Crazy I tell ya!  CRAZY!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/304.jpg</image:loc><image:title>304</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/313.jpg</image:loc><image:title>313</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-08T01:34:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2013/11/28/thankful/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/aisha.png</image:loc><image:title>Aisha</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/idiot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Idiot</image:title><image:caption>We should be friends.  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-04T00:08:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2013/11/14/my-new-pink-box/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/choos.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Choos</image:title><image:caption>My New Jimmy Choos</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-15T16:00:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2013/10/24/excuses-excuses/</loc><lastmod>2013-10-25T16:51:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2013/10/18/guess-whos-coming-to-dinner/</loc><lastmod>2013-10-21T20:31:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2013/09/11/i-remember/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/9-11-01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>9-11-01</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-12T02:02:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2013/09/04/party-planner/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/list.jpg</image:loc><image:title>List</image:title><image:caption>THE LIST</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/img_0570.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0570</image:title><image:caption>Who wouldn't want to make this kid smile?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/unicorn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Unicorn</image:title><image:caption>Do you think she'll buy it?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-05T02:12:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2013/08/29/dear-son-dont-let-robin-thicke-be-a-lesson-to-you/</loc><lastmod>2013-08-29T20:01:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2013/08/28/say-goodnight-gracie/</loc><lastmod>2013-08-29T13:05:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2013/08/22/stick-a-fork-in-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/first-day.jpg</image:loc><image:title>First day</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/crash.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CRASH</image:title><image:caption>Seriously.  Worst.  Driver. EVER.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-23T02:14:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2013/08/12/catching-up/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/aa3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>aa3</image:title><image:caption>The best dad ever.  He gives me unicorns for my birthday!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/aa1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>aa1</image:title><image:caption>Us.  Feel the love. and double chins </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/aa2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>aa2</image:title><image:caption>Shenanigans</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-13T01:36:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2013/08/03/random-thoughts-and-first-world-problems/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/dam.jpg</image:loc><image:title>DAM</image:title><image:caption>Ask your dam questions!  Look at all that dam water!  It went on and on and on.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/zit.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ZIT!</image:title><image:caption>Seriously, it speaks for me.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-03T23:38:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2013/07/16/my-grown-up-birthday-wishes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/hug-me-i-m-34-today.png</image:loc><image:title>Hug-me,-I-m-34-today!</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-16T16:33:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2013/07/08/birds-vs-monkeys/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/014.jpg</image:loc><image:title>014</image:title><image:caption>Only real men can handle a hose.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/69550_4914208666036_1765343579_n1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>69550_4914208666036_1765343579_n</image:title><image:caption>Nobody mess with the FAIRY!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-09T01:12:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2013/06/17/this-one-goes-out-to-the-one-i-love/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/outdoor-movie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Outdoor movie</image:title><image:caption>Outdoor movie night...Come on!!!  Suck at something will ya?!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/real-dads.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Real dads</image:title><image:caption>Real men wear pink and watch the babies</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/dishwasher.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dishwasher</image:title><image:caption>You may see a smartass, I see a man unloading the dishwasher.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/lamp.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lamp</image:title><image:caption>He was a LAMP for christsakes!  I love lamp.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/g-d.jpg</image:loc><image:title>G + D</image:title><image:caption>And this.  Just. This.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/us.jpg</image:loc><image:title>us</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-18T01:26:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2013/06/14/things-have-been-said/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/face-palm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Face Palm</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-15T00:15:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2013/06/12/the-bitch-face/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/054.jpg</image:loc><image:title>054</image:title><image:caption>No bitch...but maybe a tad crazy.  I can never get it right.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/053.jpg</image:loc><image:title>053</image:title><image:caption>Bitch</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-13T11:43:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2013/06/12/foodscapades/</loc><lastmod>2013-06-13T02:05:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2013/05/12/mothers-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/mothers-day-ecard-bowels.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mothers-day-ecard-bowels</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/mom-thanks-bringing-into-mothers-day-ecard-someecards.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mom-thanks-bringing-into-mothers-day-ecard-someecards</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-14T14:20:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2013/05/10/thanks-mom/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/revised.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Revised</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-10T19:19:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2013/05/09/bee-movie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/bee.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BEE!</image:title><image:caption>How sexy am I?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-10T01:58:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2013/05/02/a-view-through-a-peephole/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/253395_532719740107150_224326385_n.png</image:loc><image:title>253395_532719740107150_224326385_n</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-03T02:15:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2013/04/23/blerg-i-mean-blog/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-04T12:05:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2013/04/14/this-is-what-life-has-come-to/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/booze.jpg</image:loc><image:title>booze</image:title><image:caption>Life has been reduced to Ketel One in a kids cup. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-15T12:56:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2013/04/10/bully-pulpit/</loc><lastmod>2013-04-11T13:48:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2013/04/03/its-a-wonderful-life/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/009.jpg</image:loc><image:title>009</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/goof.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Goof</image:title><image:caption>General merriment and comraderie</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/cat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CAT</image:title><image:caption>Planning her assault</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/beautiful-children.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beautiful children</image:title><image:caption>Beautiful, lovely childrent</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/actual-parenting.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Actual Parenting</image:title><image:caption>Parent for reals</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-04T21:00:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2013/03/31/food-issues-again/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/the-vampire-diaries-winter-promo-ian-somerhalder-as-damon-salvatore.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The-Vampire-Diaries-winter-promo-Ian-Somerhalder-as-Damon-Salvatore</image:title><image:caption>Hmm.  Damon.  Just because.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/3qd1ix.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3qd1ix</image:title><image:caption>Hi, my name is Jenny and I have food issues.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-01T17:27:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/about/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/028.jpg</image:loc><image:title>028</image:title><image:caption>Oooh, mysterious.  Nope, just me, hiding.  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-01T01:37:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2013/03/27/messin-around/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-28T01:41:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2012/12/09/created-to-be-his-help-meet-mark-your-calendars-this-shts-about-to-go-down/</loc><lastmod>2013-03-25T23:50:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2013/01/03/a-funny-thing-happened-on-the-way-to-the-bathroom/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/july-30-2011-040.jpg</image:loc><image:title>July 30 2011 040</image:title><image:caption>Recreated just for you...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-25T23:50:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2013/03/24/sundays/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/l_abf25e90-b2f9-11e1-ad9d-111906a00002.jpg</image:loc><image:title>l_abf25e90-b2f9-11e1-ad9d-111906a00002</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-25T23:50:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2013/03/22/happy-friday/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/224686_10200611360627118_1199456057_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>224686_10200611360627118_1199456057_n</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-22T18:41:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2013/03/20/we-have-a-reader/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/0978081099313_300x300.jpg</image:loc><image:title>0978081099313_300X300</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-20T17:43:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2013/03/12/time-change/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/dls.jpg</image:loc><image:title>dls</image:title><image:caption>This bastard.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-20T17:02:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2013/03/03/bath-night/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/3139.jpg</image:loc><image:title>3139</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/4-13-2010-094.jpg</image:loc><image:title>4-13-2010 094</image:title><image:caption>G - An oldie but goodie.  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-05T01:58:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2013/02/21/thank-god-im-a-country-girl/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/42703479605532f06579cdbce1ccf05b.jpg</image:loc><image:title>42703479605532f06579cdbce1ccf05b</image:title><image:caption>Oh my God Mark you HAVE to build this!  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-22T17:19:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2012/12/29/sick/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/sobakawa-cloud-pillow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sobakawa-cloud-pillow</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/orgreenic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Orgreenic</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/00381024-394954_catl_290.jpg</image:loc><image:title>00381024-394954_catl_290</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/t2ec16fhjgke9no8fzcbqltelpjq60_35.jpg</image:loc><image:title>$T2eC16FHJGkE9no8fzC,BQlTE(lpJQ~~60_35</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/as-seen-on-tv-logo-72-1024x802.jpg</image:loc><image:title>As-Seen-On-TV-Logo-72-1024x802</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-21T20:25:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2013/01/15/marriage-loud-breathing-and-other-trials/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/0021.jpg</image:loc><image:title>002</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-21T20:13:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2013/01/24/youve-got-a-friend-in-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/photo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo</image:title><image:caption>Friends Who've All Gotten a Full Nights Sleep.  (Old photo)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-21T20:12:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2013/01/30/watch-me-woo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/woo-hoo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>woo hoo</image:title><image:caption>Baby!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-21T20:10:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2013/02/06/confessions-of-a-parent-part-deux/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/0051.jpg</image:loc><image:title>005</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-21T20:08:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2013/02/10/big-week/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/joey1.png</image:loc><image:title>joey</image:title><image:caption>Is this circulating Monster and Career Builder?  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-21T20:07:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2013/02/20/the-pros-and-cons-of-a-traveling-husband/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/001.jpg</image:loc><image:title>001</image:title><image:caption>A particularly tense evening at home. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/bed-cartography-by-doghouse-diaries-625x428.png</image:loc><image:title>Bed-Cartography-by-Doghouse-Diaries-625x428</image:title><image:caption>Yep, pretty much.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/17483a18e205ba44ba123a2538ca1a09.jpg</image:loc><image:title>17483a18e205ba44ba123a2538ca1a09</image:title><image:caption>Again, a completely real picture of my bathroom.  Who wouldn't want to live in  here?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/16093188.jpg</image:loc><image:title>16093188</image:title><image:caption>Actual picture of my husband.  Ignore the silly writing.  Don't my hands look thin??</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/14726bc309e6617fefa4f76896930d23.jpg</image:loc><image:title>14726bc309e6617fefa4f76896930d23</image:title><image:caption>Cause I could totally look like this - Mark has totally been holding me back from my true self.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/tumblr_lk4bjukwba1qahz7e.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_lk4bjuKwba1qahz7e</image:title><image:caption>Gross, just gross.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/supernachosbeef_other2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SuperNachosBeef_Other(2)</image:title><image:caption>This deliciousiness I cannot make on my own - it must be forced upon me.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/airplane11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>airplane11</image:title><image:caption>Thank you for being a friend.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-21T20:06:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2013/02/18/this-man-is-lucky-to-be-alive/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/130218-joehundley-6a_3803807700.jpg</image:loc><image:title>130218-joehundley-6a_380;380;7;70;0</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-18T18:12:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2013/02/17/a-little-louie/</loc><lastmod>2013-02-18T02:45:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2012/12/21/mia/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/20130205-124600.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20130205-124600.jpg</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-05T17:46:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2013/01/10/penises-swastikas-big-chickens-oh-my/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/img_0989.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_0989</image:title><image:caption>My boy the goof </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/207816_484060501639741_1552753240_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>207816_484060501639741_1552753240_n</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/012.jpg</image:loc><image:title>012</image:title><image:caption>A rare moment of togetherness</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/009.jpg</image:loc><image:title>009</image:title><image:caption>My kick ass girl</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/002.jpg</image:loc><image:title>002</image:title><image:caption>Walking in a winter wonder...whaaa?  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-11T02:41:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2012/12/14/for-connecticut/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-15T14:49:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2012/12/11/you-sit-on-a-throne-of-lies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/cci12112012_00000.jpg</image:loc><image:title>CCI12112012_00000</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-12T15:29:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2012/12/06/all-i-want-for-christmas-is-yoooouuuu/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/photo09071229-e1354845897343.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Photo09071229</image:title><image:caption>Heaven</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/photo11081923-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Photo11081923 (1)</image:title><image:caption>Why does the style go away with the cape??</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/013.jpg</image:loc><image:title>013</image:title><image:caption>This my friends is AUTHENTIC Abercrombie &amp; Fitch.  I swear...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/004.jpg</image:loc><image:title>004</image:title><image:caption>Don't call hoarders, please...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-10T02:45:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2012/12/05/kind-of-deep-thoughts-by-jen/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/008.jpg</image:loc><image:title>008</image:title><image:caption>Yeah, I wouldn't take advice from me either.  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-06T02:55:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2012/11/29/obsessions/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/redhead.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Redhead</image:title><image:caption>Well done Alice.  Well done.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/magic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>magic</image:title><image:caption>And... Magic Mike, just because.  </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/50.jpg</image:loc><image:title>50</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/twilight1.jpg</image:loc></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/titanic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Titanic</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-30T02:50:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2012/11/25/happy-god-chained-to-a-stove/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/duggar-family.jpg</image:loc><image:title>duggar-family</image:title><image:caption>Duggar Family Values</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/024.jpg</image:loc><image:title>024</image:title><image:caption>Nothing super glue can’t fix. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/photo112514041.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Photo11251404</image:title><image:caption>G vs. curb.  Curb –1.  G – 0.   </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-26T14:07:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2012/11/18/twilight-goodbye-old-friend/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/twilight.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Twilight</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-19T02:57:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2012/11/14/getting-old/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/john-belushi-college-poster-c1000-full.jpg</image:loc><image:title>john-belushi-college-poster-c1000-full</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-15T22:48:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2012/11/14/image/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/how-to-kill-an-introvert1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>How-To-Kill-An-Introvert</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-15T01:42:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2012/11/10/caved/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-11T00:05:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2012/11/10/day-1/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-10T20:45:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2012/11/09/gm-diet-plan/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/lay-off.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Lay off me I'm STARVING!</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-10T16:58:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2012/11/03/cravings/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/imagesca5hkf2i.jpg</image:loc><image:title>imagesCA5HKF2I</image:title><image:caption>Fat Guy in a Little Coat....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-04T13:13:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2012/11/01/explaining-introverts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/introverts1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>introverts</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-01T21:46:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2012/10/26/night-of-horror/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-26T18:48:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2012/10/23/a-little-piece-of-me/</loc><lastmod>2012-11-08T04:53:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2012/10/15/yours-doesnt-smell-like-roses-either-kid/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-16T12:34:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2012/10/13/hayrides-and-introverts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/104779128801321014_bb28tuut_c.jpg</image:loc><image:title>104779128801321014_bb28tUUt_c</image:title><image:caption>Sing it Louie.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-14T02:31:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2012/10/09/confessions-of-a-parent/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-10T16:27:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2012/10/04/sisters/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/65471_714646396032_2384511_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>65471_714646396032_2384511_n</image:title><image:caption>OK-Here's an acceptable pic to my sister.  Even if I look like the crazy lady who photobombed the shot.  </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-10T01:37:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2012/10/02/death-by-chocolate-and-brownies-and-cool-whip/</loc><lastmod>2012-10-05T01:32:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com/2012/09/29/hello-world/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-29T23:59:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://confessionsofanintrovert.com</loc><changefreq>daily</changefreq><priority>1.0</priority><lastmod>2021-02-09T12:40:14+00:00</lastmod></url></urlset>
