A snippet of things I have said tonight…
“I cannot dance like a royal princess if you don’t turn Macklemore back on.”
“Stop eating the butter.”
“Let me get this straight, your head hurts because your thumb hurts?”
“NO! I am not wiping your butt until I finish dinner!”
“NO! I am not plunging the toilet until I finish dinner!”
Aaand face palm!!
Confessions of an Introvert 