Boy it’s been a month. Wait, the table is sticky… Ok, that’s better. I have been busy! This introvert took up coaching 1st grade boys baseball! Yes, it’s as idiotic as it sounds! Can’t wait to tell you all about it. I have one week left and then we can put a lid on that one.
Next, my husband and children got stalked and almost killed by a swan. This story will tell what lengths one man will go to protect his progeny from one very pissed, very white swan.
Another one, I found some pics of my family that I want to throw out into the interverse. I will probably be disowned. Two notes about this post: 1. Someone was ALWAYS pouting. Why was this white, middle class family always pissed about something? And 2. God we were tan. Sunscreen was not our friend in the 1990s.
And for my last journey, I started a new diet. My new expensive diet. The one that has made me feel pretty awesome these last few months, but has only yielded a scale weight loss of 7 freakin pounds. In the words of Cathy…ARRRGGHHH!
Oh, one more. You may have seen the posts on my company’s 25th anniversary party. This was just last week and there’s always stories when Drunk Jenny makes an appearance. At a work function nonetheless.
Until then, I miss you. I will be back, but I have some boys to whip into shape for 2-3 more games and a girl to get to one last dance performance before I can truly kick this summer off right.
See you soon. You bring the wine. I’ll bring the turkey burgers. No cheese. Whole grain bun only please.