You Sit on a Throne of Lies!!! Ah, Christmas, the one time of year when you push your kids onto the lap of a sweaty, strange fat man who promises to bring them presents and candy. Share this:ShareEmailPrintPinterestTwitterTumblrFacebookLike this:Like Loading... Related Published by jshamsmith Just a working mom trying to get a laugh, or a cry, if that's the mood I'm in. View all posts by jshamsmith