Who killed a bee tonight LIKE A BOSS? This girl! Because, my “Edward” isn’t home until Saturday and this bee was all, “Oh I live here now. Honeybee don’t give a fuck!” And I was like “Will get my shoe and my cone sweeper! Grace, get the door!”
Killing is dramatic, I may have showed him the way out via a cone sweeper. All left happy. I swear this bee was stoned. He really didn’t seem to give a fuck where he was.
Let’s just say there was A LOT of screaming and yelling for a while, and the neighbor walking her dog got quite an eyeful as a 33 year old in a “He’s my Edward” T-shirt and yoga pants falls out the front door, screeching while holding a running cone sweeper. (Because if you turn off the suck, the bee will come out…duh.), with 2 kids screaming behind her like the bee’s family is after them and about to put a horse’s head on their beds.
What an evening.