To my husband on his birthday, an Irish blessing personalized by his very German, very un-poetic wife:
May the SPF always be applied,
May your pool never be cloudy,
and your wifi never out.
May the middle seat always be empty,
and douchebags far away.
May your wife always be in the mood upon the dawn of weekend
and kids that sleep like rocks.
May there always be a project,
with only one trip to make.
May your children always find you cool,
and never slightly dorky.
Though life keeps us going,
may it always be alight
with joy, love and laughter
with a fart joke made to order.
Love you my dear. Thanks for sharing over half your years on this planet with me.